To the frumpy, grumpy woman at Target

I absolutely loved the look you gave me as I was leaving the store with my screaming/crying preschooler. I loved the look about as much as I loved the boy throwing his fit.

I might suggest that the next time you see a mother trying to deal with a similar situation at least pretend to be nice. It helps no one when you dish out those ever attractive "shut that kid up now" look. Not. One. Person. Even you.

If annoyed trying to keep it together mommy looks at you and gives you a half smile DO NOT contort your face into a deeper scowl of disapproval. Again, it doesn't help. Not even to make you feel better.

Thanks.

Good luck in the future with your perfect children.